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    1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

    2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

    3. Have you taken someones virginity?

    4. Is trust a big issue for you?

    5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

    6. What are you excited for?

    7. What happened tonight?

    8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

    9. Is confidence cute?

    10. What is the last beverage you had?

    11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

    12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

    13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

    14. What are you going to spend money on next?

    15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

    16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

    17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

    18. The last time you felt broken?

    19. Have you had sex today?

    20. Are you starting to realize anything?

    21. Are you in a good mood?

    22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

    23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

    24. What do you want right this second?

    25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

    26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

    27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

    28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

    29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

    30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

    31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

    32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

    33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

    34. Listening to?

    35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

    36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

    37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

    38. Who did you last call?

    39. Who was the last person you danced with?

    40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

    41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

    42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

    43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

    44. Do you tan in the nude?

    45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

    46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

    47. Who was the last person to call you?

    48. Do you sing in the shower?

    49. Do you dance in the car?

    50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

    51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

    52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

    53. Is Christmas stressful?

    54. Ever eat a pierogi?

    55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

    56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

    57. Do you believe in ghosts?

    58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

    59. Take a vitamin daily?

    60. Wear slippers?

    61. Wear a bath robe?

    62. What do you wear to bed?

    63. First concert?

    64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

    65. Nike or Adidas?

    66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

    67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

    68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

    69. Ever take dance lessons?

    70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

    71. Can you curl your tongue?

    72. Ever won a spelling bee?

    73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

    74. What is your favorite book?

    75. Do you study better with or without music?

    76. Regularly burn incense?

    77. Ever been in love?

    78. Who would you like to see in concert?

    79. What was the last concert you saw?

    80. Hot tea or cold tea?

    81. Tea or coffee?

    82. Favorite type of cookie?

    83. Can you swim well?

    84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

    85. Are you patient?

    86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

    87. Ever won a contest?

    88. Ever have plastic surgery?

    89. Which are better black or green olives?

    90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

    91. Best room for a fireplace?

    92. Do you want to get married?

    reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

    (Source: naniithran, via shar-fireshar)

    (Source: moosemarine)

    “WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg”

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    me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

    WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

    (via jtoday)

    and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

    (via panconkiwi)

    That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

    (via gallifrey-feels)

    There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

    (via intheforestofthenight)

    yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

    (via pterriblepterodactyls)

    Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

    (via dawnpuppet)

    If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

    (via takshammy)

    It’s actually not uncommon for people to yank at their IV lines. Sometimes it happens with intubated pts as well. Protocol is to restrain these pts while they’re unconscious so if or when they do “wake up” they don’t tug on shit. Often times they’ll be yanking on their IV lines and et tubes while they’re unconcious.

    (via ate-my-twin)

    s0w1:

AK47 Drakon by Threedi on Flickr.

    s0w1:

    AK47 Drakon by Threedi on Flickr.

    (Source: allforplay, via gentleporn)

    velvell:

    unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    was this movie even real

    yes, and it was amazing. 

    (Source: bunchesopunches)